F.A.Q. Slut-Problems Tumblr Blog

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Why haven't you answered my message on Tumblr, Facebook, Ello, Swing Low Chat, Reddit or Twitter?

I'm pretty popular and I'm also extremely busy. I am a successful human being with a job, a family and a full roster of fuck buddies. I don't spend my time online sexting or talking to people. I just don't have time! I get hundreds of messages each day and I don't want to spend my time answering messages constantly. I need to live my life. For this reason I don't answer questions or give advice via messenger on ANY app or blog. I use my messengers to conduct business only. 


Slut-Problems business is book-related questions, questions about how to purchase my short stories, books or how to gain access to my blogs or Swing Low Chat. Removal of submissions or posts from the person who posted them, verification questions, or other business related topics will be addressed at my earliest convenience. It is nothing personal and it isn't because I don't want to talk to you. I just DO NOT HAVE TIME. I spend about two hours a day posting my blogs and writing. In addition to that writing I also work on my books and short stories daily. There are only 24 hours in a day and I use them to get shit done, not chat endlessly with random people online. So, even if we've talked in the past, my situation has changed and I no longer have time to spend chatting. I leave all DMs and messengers open for blog related business only. Please address all questions or requests for advice to "Ask a Question" and I will answer them in the order I receive them. 


If you have blog related business, please type your entire issue or question so that I can give you a comprehensive answer all at once. If we have to go back and forth it may take several days for me to adequately answer you since I only have 30 minutes to an hour to address blog business per day. Thank you for understanding that sometimes I have to say no to preserve my quality of life. Your support and interest is always appreciated. 

What is your biggest slut problem?

Not being able to control myself. When I'm horny and down to fuck, it's whoever is in front of me. That can lead to some bad choice. Bad choices suck. 

What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

This is always tough to answer because I've done so many kinky things. So I will just say that I am an exhibitionist. I get off on people watching me fuck and be a slut. I love having sex in large sex clubs with everyone watching me. Being the center of attention while I fuck is my favorite thing. I'm not sure it's the kinkiest but it is definitely the biggest driving force in my sexuality. I love risk and I love an audience. 

What are your favorite Tumblr blogs?

I only read two blogs regularly: 


@brutal-whore-degrader 


@persian-slutwife

What is your favorite story you've written?

There is a story told in third person about a man wandering the city because he cannot sleep and he finds a passed out woman on the ground. He thinks about saving her but then realizes she has no panties on and ends up having sex with her all night. It's pretty twisted but it's my writing on that piece that pleases me.

What are you trying to accomplish with Slut-Problems and Slut-Solutions?

I am trying to become a best selling author. That is my dream and my goal. Thanks to all of you I think I just might make it come true. I'd settle for people just loving to read my work too and I already feel the love and the support from my growing audience. Thank you all who have supported me on this crazy erotica writing journey. I never dreamed I would be doing this and loving it and you all have got me dreaming big. So, thank you. 


I am also here to help people. God gave me a gift that allows me to read people well and hand-tailor my advice for each individual who asks. 


I am here to educate people about sex, about the difference between fantasy and reality and to push the limits of sexuality for women and make it okay for women to enjoy sex and be proud of it. Being a slut isn't a bad thing. It's a wonderful thing. We should be celebrating sluts, not shaming them. I am here to bring awareness to people about the problems sluts endure and the solutions that we employ to make our lives workable. 


I am here to give people confidence in the bodies they were given. Real people are sexy. If you have a body, someone out there thinks it's hot. That is why I publish ALL verified female and couple's submissions. I also post all Trans submissions. I think the more we see real bodies instead of the airbrushed bullshit our society tries to pass off as sexy is healthy for us. The more normal people I see on this blog, the more I see that everyone is sexy in their own way and that the human body in all of it's forms it to be respected, celebrated and revered. 

Are you male or female?

I am a female, with a vagina and everything. 


Are you really a slut?

Yes, I write from a place of experience. I am a secret slut, though. In my real life no one would ever guess that I love taking cocks two at a time while I lick a pussy. I look pretty innocent. Hehehe.


Most of what I write is fiction. Sometimes I do include a true story, which I sometimes tag as #true story. Sometimes I write true things and pass them off as fiction, too. I like to mix it up. 

I'm having trouble accessing your blog on Tumblr. What's wrong?

1) You must be logged into Tumblr.

2) You must have Safe Mode Off (how you do this varies by device, so look it up)

2) You should also turn off Safe Search so my blog pops up in searches for you.

Are you a published author?

Hell yes I am! I am the author of two published books, Hollow Girl and Swing Low. 


I also released an audiobook version of Hollow Girl you can get here: 

http://cdbaby.com/cd/jenniferjohnson42


I also have a small collection of short stories that are a lot longer than the short stories I write on my blog for sale here: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/slutproblems


Check back often for more published short stories. I am trying to publish a new one every few months. 

How Do I Submit to Your Blog?

Important Info About Submissions        

All  submissions to Slut-Solutions should be pictures of YOU or someone that  has given you permission to post their material. NEVER post a picture  without the consent of the individual(s) featured.

All submissions must be of people over the age of 18.

If  I think that someone is posting pics without permission, impersonating  someone else, or underage I reserve the right to not post the photo. I  may ask for verification of age or identity if I suspect that one of  these situations is happening. If you do not verify, I will block your  blog from further submissions.

We are all here to have fun  and to have the best time it is important that the submissions on this  blog are of people who are old enough and are who they say they are.  That is all! 


Use “Submit a Post” to submit photos to be  posted. Please allow 1-2 weeks for submissions to be posted. I do post  in the order received.


I will block you if you submit and cannot verify, so think before you submit. 


BEST COCK OF THE DAY SUBMISSIONS


I accept cock pics anytime for my Best Cock of the Day Contest. I only publish the winning cocks each day! 


The way it works is you send in your cock pics and I pick a new set of winners each day. If you have a cock, you are eligible to enter!


Each day I will look over ALL of the cocks in my Inbox. So if you send in a cock on Monday and you don’t win, you will also be in the running for subsequent days. I only go a few days back, though so you may want to submit every few days to increase your chances of winning. All cocks that are currently in my inbox will be automatically entered into the contest.

You are welcome to send in as many dick pics as you like for the contest! You can send them in anytime, but I will judge them once a day, just like I used to on Slut-Problems. Thanks, everyone, and I look forward to seeing your cocks in my inbox soon. 


I ALSO TAKE SUBMISSIONS FROM GIRLS AND COUPLES:

I post these as I receive them, and I do try to post them ALL. I do not post submissions that violate Tumblr’s terms and conditions and I do not post gay guy on guy submissions. Everything else will be posted! I do post trans girls that are passing as women here as well. 

HOW TO SUBMIT TO ME
(Pics, Requests, Asks & Stories)

1) Go to my main blog pageand click on the little plus sign at the top.

2) Choose SUBMIT

3) Choose PHOTOfrom the drop-down menu for photos, story requests and story submissions containing photos. Story submissions should contain your original, edited work along with a photo. For photo submissions, choose your photo or gif to upload. Gifs must be under 3 MB and meet Tumblr’s height and width requirements. Write ANONYMOUS in the text area if you would like it published without your username. Please tag yourself with your blog name if you would like people to easily look you up. I do not automatically tag blogs. If you’d like me to try to tag you, please ask me in the text area. Tumblr glitches a lot when I try to tag people, so I do my best.

If you would like me to tag a different blog that the one you sent it from type ANONYMOUS in the text area and then include the URL or tag for the blog you want to show on the submission.

For story requests please include a photo and a brief outline of what you’d like in the story. 

4) Choose TEXTfor story submissions of your original, edited work without photos and for longer asks. Copy and paste text or type right into the text box. Please take a moment to format your work before sending. Write ANONYMOUS if you’d like me to publish without your username. You may include your own comments, text and story submissions may tag their own blog. Text asks may not include locations or tags. 

5) Choose LINKSfor entire posts. I DO NOT POST ALL LINKS SENT TO ME. I pick and choose what posts I would like to reblog, but if you’d like me to consider reblogging a post from you, submit the complete link to the post in the link area. I do not reblog comments, instructions or tags for reblogs. A reblog will only include the original post and my comment.

There you have it! I love your submissions and I look forward to seeing yours in my inbox soon! 

Are there any submissions you don't post?

1) I do not post anything that violates Tumblr's Community Guidelines, which can be found here: 


https://www.tumblr.com/policy/en/community


Basic recap of that is no videos, no bestiality, no gore or mutilation, no malicious speech, no underage stuff. 


2) I do not post "expose me" photos or photos I believe are being posted of someone without their permission. From time to time I will ask a submitter to verify that they are the person in the photos. By now, I'm pretty good at picking out the guys pretending to be girls. 


3) I only reblog submitted posts that are sent to me from the person who created the post, or is the source of the original post. This is to protect people who may not want their content reblogged on my page. So if you submit a post for reblog and you are not the original source of the post, it will not be posted. 


4) I do not publish rude, hateful or mean comments, photos, etc. If you don't have anything nice to say or submit, then don't bother saying anything. If you submit something rude, I instantly block you. No warnings. I just don't do hate or rudeness. I have better ways to spend my time. Please note that I can block IP addresses if you are doing hateful shit anonymously. I will not hesitate. 


5) I do not post most male photos. The only male photos I post are those who win Best Cock of the Day and maybe an occasional ass picture. Most male photos do not make it onto my blog. I do post passing trans girls and trans men. 


5) I reserve the right to not publish anything for any reason. 

What happened to your old blog, Slut-Problems?

Tumblr deleted my blog for no reason and no matter how many times I asked them why, they never answered, so now I am writing at Slut-Solutions. 

How long does it take for you to post submissions?

Honestly, it varies. At the moment I write this I am about a week behind, meaning if you submit today you'll be posted on my blog 7 days from now. This will always vary a bit depending on how many submissions I get, but expect that it will take a week or so. I do get a lot of submissions most of the time and I post them in the order received. 

Can I advertise on your blog?

The best way to advertise yourself on my blog if to send in a submission with a link to your own Tumblr. Please do not link directly to cam websites. If you put your cam info on your Tumblr and link to your Tumblr, it will work. Trust me. All cam girls or girls advertising services MUST verify with me. You will be required to take a face and body shot (non-nude) with specific instructions from me on what to include in the photo. I will message you regarding your submission and I usually give about 3 days for you to respond. If you submit a photo and do not provide verification within 3 days, your account will be permanently blocked from submissions without warning. 


I do not allow anyone to include locations on their asks. You may include a link to your own Tumblr blog and/or your location with photo submissions only. If you include personal information or links to outside sources I will either delete them from your post (if possible) or I will not post your submission. This is because my followers are here to be entertained, not advertised to. This is also not the place to hook up with other people. I have a site I made just so you all can meet up and find people who live near you called Swing Low Chat. 


Authors who would like to advertise can do so by submitting a story submission. Feel free to include purchase links and link to your Tumblr blog or other social media. 

What is Swing Low Chat?

It is a chat community that I created with a group of my followers. It is absolutely free and designed to help people explore their sexuality in a safe space and we totally want you to meet people there, hook up and be happy. Please check out the FAQ for Swing Low Chat for more information. 

Do you ever post photos of you?

YES! 


On Tumblr all my photos are tagged #Jennifer Johnson


On Swing Low Chat you can look me up by my username, Slut-Problems. I tend to post nudes there once a week or so. 


How do I lick pussy, fuck cocks, fuck a slut, find a slut, etc.

On my blog you can search the tag #tutorials for all my advice on "how to" do stuff. 

CLICK HERE FOR MY TUMBLR BLOG
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Why don't you write stories about amateur photos/gifs??

I’ve had some shitty experiences and the final straw was a submission  where a guy sent in photos of his girlfriend and asked me to write a  story about her. She did not know that he had done this and when she saw  it she freaked the fuck out and asked me to remove the story. By then,  months had gone by, but I had to remove it. Let me just say that saving  my story and removing her photos was a pain in my ass. A huge pain in my  ass. And a girl got hurt. So, too much liability and I really don’t  have time to go back and switch out pictures from a year ago. I have to  scroll back to the original post to edit the picture, and I do not have  that level of patience. So, to keep my stories and people safe I now  only write stories on actual porn gifs starring real porn stars who are  cool with being in porn because it’s their job.

Are any of the stories real?

Reality Check

Hey  hey! Just a friendly reminder that anything you see on this blog is  fantasy! It’s not real. This is writing on a page and is intended to be  used to jack off to or whatever. Or maybe it will inspire a fun role  play. 

All my characters are always of legal age of consent. 

All stories are fiction. Not real. Not about you. 

All stories follow Tumblr Guidelines. 

You should still read the tags before you read the stories to make sure they don’t contain something that could offend you. 

If you don’t like this blog, simply block me! 

It’s  all pretend. Do not attempt to reenact or reproduce any act you see  here unless you are both consenting adults who are mature enough to  understand the difference between fantasy and reality. 

Thank you for reading! 


PS I do have a tag #true story where I write about events that actually happened. These are still fantasy, since I do have to change some things to fit the gifs but they are based on true stories of mine. Enjoy.

What if I want my photo/gif submissions removed?

I'm happy to remove your photos for you, I just don't have time to hunt down your submissions. So, to have a photo removed, use the arrow icon on the original post (I can’t delete reblogs) and forward the post to me in messenger. Follow up  with a message indicating the photo is of you and you would like it  removed. I usually return messages within 24 hours. If you do not hear from me within 24-hours, please message me again. I get hundreds of messages a day and I try to answer the important ones. Sometimes I miss one! Please message again and I will delete it asap. 

What is your sexual orientation?

I am bisexual and polyamorous. 

How many cocks have you fucked? How many pussies?

I stopped counting long, long ago. I've definitely fucked a lot, though. Read my stories and you'll see. This slut knows sex. 

Who is your favorite fuck?

Always @workyouout38 on Tumblr. He's my fuckbuddy for life.